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May 27 2017

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May 26 2017

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May 25 2017

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dude1818:

grammarmancer:

catsbeaversandducks:

This Is Not My Cat

Via Pleated-Jeans.com

Funfact, stray cats who were previously house cats (often abandoned in strange areas away from their homes) will sometimes go into whatever house they can find, because they know they belong in a house.

That’s not a fun fact. That’s a very sad fact.

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May 24 2017

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asmilinggoddess:

this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

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srsfunny:

An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War

“My suggestion was quite simple: Put that needed code number in a little capsule, and then implant that capsule right next to the heart of a volunteer. The volunteer would carry with him a big, heavy butcher knife as he accompanied the President. If ever the President wanted to fire nuclear weapons, the only way he could do so would be for him first, with his own hands, to kill one human being. The President says, “George, I’m sorry but tens of millions must die.” He has to look at someone and realize what death is—what an innocent death is. Blood on the White House carpet. It’s reality brought home.”
- Richard Fisher, Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (1981)

Never forget that part of the reason this system was never implemented was that when he presented it to his colleagues, their response was IIRC “George, that’s terrible! If he has to take an innocent life, he may never press the button.”

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May 23 2017

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May 22 2017

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May 21 2017

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How to catch a programmer.
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May 18 2017

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